He opens his cabinet and pulls out a gift bag. It has an artificial flower in it, some pickled poo logs deodorant, and a... not so family friendly object. That's all I'll say.
Do you how do? I use any pronouns :) Get in losers, we're going napping
"You, who have all the passion for life that I have not? You, who can love and hate with a violence impossible to me? Why you are as elemental as fire and wind and wild things..." — Gone With the Wind