Eventually, it was around midnight. Logan had done a great job with the ceremony, the couple had said their vows and got their rings, and now the only thing left was the officiant declaring the marriage.
For according to the trollish philosopher Plateau, "if you wants to understan' an enemy, you gotta walk a mile in his shoes. Den, if he's still your enemy, at least you're a mile away and he's got no shoes." — A Blink of the Screen by Terry Pratchett