Remus was just being himself at 3am when he heard what sounded like someone being shoved against a door, so he decided to investigate. He opened the door and saw virgil. He picked Virgil up and brought him inside. Then he went to go get janus
Teach a man to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard. — Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)