(No, this isn't going good it was written, I set up a computer with responses from those events, so someone must have hacked-! ...H-Here, if we rewind back a few lines, I'll put it in manually... This was all supposed to go smoothly...)
May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. And if you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of your life. And if you must cheat, then please, cheat death. — An Unknown Bride, Leap Year