I shake my head and sigh, "No, she's just pregnant, dude. Keep your distance and buy lots of chocolate and ice cream. Flow with the mood. You'll survive if you remember that."
I'm never what I like I'm double sided And I just can't hide I kind of like it When I make you cry 'Cause I'm twisted up, twisted up Inside
sometimes i'm like "I should say something quotable to make it into the quote gen" but then I feel bad because quote gen quotes are very spontaneous — theromanticchemist