I frown, "No. No, I'll go home then. A party's no fun for a guy in a relationship unless his girl is there. Just call me when you're done and we could head out for dinner or something."
I'm never what I like I'm double sided And I just can't hide I kind of like it When I make you cry 'Cause I'm twisted up, twisted up Inside
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians