You guys did so well! There were so many good entries it was so hard to just choose three. It was more difficult than I had first predicted it would be, actually. Well, anyway, without further adieu:
Bronze: @TimmyJake
Silver: @Revelations
aaaaand finally *drumroll*,
Gold: @manisha
Honorable Mentions to @Bellator because I laughed so loudly at the end, and also to @GoldFlame because it was great to see that weakness in him. It was amazing you guys.
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