I have gone against the great demons known as School, Work, “Family Bonding,” and the slimiest of all Procrastination and have found them to be unconquerable. For this reason I went searching for answers. On a snow capped mountain known as the Peak of Wisdom and Possible Fatality, I found the cutest ski lodge. The service is great, and I highly recommend it. Within this ski lodge, I found a business executive who, though on vacation, still wore his pinstriped suit. He looked very sharp and put together, like a man in charge, so I went over and asked him how he overcame the four slimy demons.
He looked around and replied, “I am of the League of Tortoises. Yes, scoff at our name, but we are do-ers in a busy world. The four slimy demons you speak of are, indeed, gross and annoying, but they are not what you need to fight against. There is a fifth slimy demon that also has the morning breath of a kraken and the manners of a rabid koala.
“His name is Apathy, and he is the one you must devour. The League of Tortoises does not require many things done but requires the things you do are done to your utmost ability. Be wise young grasshopper and follow the path of the tortoise.”
He then made an eerily familiar monkey sound and disappeared in a burst of coding.
It was all rather impressive.
At any rate, I then hurried back as fast as I could to share this wise wisdom with everyone else.
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