Thanks for having me! Before I make my departure, I feel obligated to tell someone of import - it is literally impossible to received the Badge of the Shrubbery. Perhaps it should be moved to past badges, now?
@reikann, it's actually not impossible to get the badge of shrubbery. You just have to troll around on very old members' works. The Green Room has glitched a few times which causes certain works to be dropped from the Green Room and lost to the frey. DON'T GIVE UP, just use a different approach.
The simple truth is that authors like making people squirm. If this weren't the case, all novels would be filled completely with cute bunnies having birthday parties. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
