Us Pirates We're Hardcore ( a Tik Tok by Ke$ha parody)

thehobbitgangster · 2010-04-07T00:48:51Z

Woke me up this morning feeling like a pirate grab my eye-patch and my sword, I’m gonna rock this island Up on deck, that’s where I strut with plenty of swagger Cause no one messes with me, yo I got a dagger talking bout gonna go get some gold (gold) treasure huntin’ never gets old (old) You gotta be pretty bold (bold) N-n-now plunder some merchant’s ship (ship) send them on a trip (trip) laugh as their ship sinks… chorus: Yo ho! Hey let’s go! Cap’n party on this boat Tonight Im’ma fight underneath the moonlight Ahoy! Better watch for Us pirates we’re hardcore, Aargh! OOooooOOOO OOOOooooOOO repeat chorus Ain’t got no manners at all, when I speak it’s all swears. Ain’t got no home of my own, but the ocean’s right here. And all the dudes are lining up cause they hear we’re fo’ show But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Jack Sparrow I’m talking bout we drink til we fall down (down) sea chanties our favorite sound (sound) feet never touchin’ the ground (ground) N-n-now landlubbers getting scared (scared) fight me if you dare (dare) you better be prepared (pared0 Yeah yo looking scared… chorus 2X Bridge: I blow things up Burn houses down while speaking in a sweet accent put your hands up surrender now go walk the plank you are shark bait I’ll blow you up burn your house down while speaking in a sweet accent put your hands up put your hands up put your hands uuuuuppppp!!! spoken: now this ship’s not a-hopping til I'm on board chorus to the end!!!!!

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Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:02 pm

Jas says... · Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:02 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT WAS PURE AMAZINGNESSSSSSS!!!! HAHAHA!! MY FRIEND IS OVER AND WE WERE JUST BOTH SINGING ALONG TO IT!!! HAHA! SHE'S PUTTING THE TIK-TOK KARAOKE AND WE'RE ABOUT TO SING IT!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! DEFINETELY A LIKE!

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P.S. Sorry for all CAPS lol

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Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:26 pm

Shearwater says... · Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:26 pm

*laughs*
This is brilliant, nothing else to be said.

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Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:20 pm

Kaywiia says... · Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:20 pm

This is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than the original!

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Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:28 pm

Smexaykk01 says... · Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:28 pm

Its brilliant!!!! 100% original!!!!

LOVE IT

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:34 am

irishfire says... · Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:34 am

You're amazing at song re-writing

I love this! Thanks so much for posting! It just made my day!

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Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:13 pm

Mo. says... · Sun Apr 11, 2010 12:13 pm

This is awesome! Great job - I know a lot of people think parodies are easy, but they're really not, and this is really good!

Good Luck, and keep parody-ing! (I don't thing that's a word... oh well...)

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