11,000 pounds of bacon per week,
a pound per BLT.
At Tony's I see fat families,
herds of them waddling
to their tables as fast as their dimply legs
will let them.
Bacon! They order bacon,
burgers, chili fries, steak,
and even the low-calorie meals are so huge
that it renders the calorie-counting useless.
No wonder so much of the world is starving.
No wonder America is fat.
At least, I think,
as I load my unfinished turkey sandwich
and mashed potatoes into a Styrofoam box,
at least I tomorrow I will have a lunch
and dinner too.
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