Granted, however you can never follow said dream and it slowly drives you insane as it was the most perfect dream a human ever had. So you are insane and eventually die in hopes of pursuing it further.
(O.o apologies for depressing stuff...)
I wish that more of my "friends" were actually friends.
Granted! Demo (but), because those delicious cheesy cheezits are just so cheesy, you can't stop eating them, and eventually die out of over-eating. Er, I swear there was a word for "death by over-eating" somewhere, I just can't seem to remember....
I wish to become Falconer's friend :'D (I can actually predict how this one's going to be corrupted...)
My room is an insane asylum, and I am the patient.
Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.
Warning! Crappy author at work! Any hapless bystanders/passerbys will be sentenced to an eternity of hell by eye-hurt :3
Friendship can take on many different forms, and can happen between a variety of different creatures. Thusly I'll grant your wish, but you'll become a pet panther and be each others best friend. Then, once you grow up, your animalistic instincts take over and you eat him up as a final token of appreciation of your friendship~
For a while now, I've had this idea in my head and I've been thinking a lot about it. It however is somewhat complex, I just wish I could finally work it all out, connect all plot points masterfully and write a beautiful piece of literature D;
"Glory... Lies beyond the horizon!" — Rider, Fate/Zero
--out of laughter X) that was the best corruption so far.
Anyways, Verser-shi, your wish has been granted!!! But! Your past self which wished for cheesier cheezits became so depressed at knowing that cheezits will soon become less cheesy that he ate nothing for weeks and starved to death, subsequently leading to your death as well.
I'm sorry. That was kinda depressing ._.
I wish for the power that godlypopo-shi granted me, which was the ability to enter any story/movie/whatever.
My room is an insane asylum, and I am the patient.
Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.
Warning! Crappy author at work! Any hapless bystanders/passerbys will be sentenced to an eternity of hell by eye-hurt :3
'Ey 'ey! Thou has yet to corrupteth my wish! And, I do not agree with your statement, though I denyeth it not....
Wish granted! But now the rest of the world hates you, and your cat is now your sole companion and support. Unfortunately, you begin to find your cat's obsession over you annoying, and constantly seek to leave it behind as you run away from the mobs of angry people that have been trolled by you...
I wish to lay in hiding for a while. I feel like I've been posting too much recently. Gomenasai~~~ (sorry~~~)
My room is an insane asylum, and I am the patient.
Beware of Dog signs are overrated. Beware of Writer.
Warning! Crappy author at work! Any hapless bystanders/passerbys will be sentenced to an eternity of hell by eye-hurt :3
Wish granted! However, after only seconds of laying low, I drag you out into the burning sunlight because you totally haven't posted too much and I'm your friend so I forgive you anyway.
I wish my teachers would finally figure out that I can actually write. =.=
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