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Corrupt A Wish [4]



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Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:12 am
ardentlyThieving says...



Granted, but everyone is jealous of you and secretly hates you for it.

I wish I had more inspiration for story ideas
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
  





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Wed Sep 13, 2017 2:39 pm
JumpyDot says...



Nah fam.

I wish for whoever responds to this, to do it with a link to Heaven by Talking Heads.
  





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Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:54 am
JumpyDot says...



Ok, but you go deaf, and blind, and lose your sense of smell. Good day.

I wish I had infinite majesty and calm.
  





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Sat Sep 16, 2017 4:06 am
ardentlyThieving says...



Granted, but you're no longer capable of caring about anything, even the things you were most passionate about previously.

I wish I could get my university entrance this year
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
  





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Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:19 am
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted, but only Liberty University will accept you (A really, really evangelical Christian university here in the states, run by this really nasty man named Jerry Falwell)

I wish I was back in college and not taking a gap year.
  





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Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:28 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but your next wish is to be back in gap year and not taking college

I wish for
  





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Sun Sep 17, 2017 8:43 pm
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...a message from Nate saying that you are banned from this thread for all of eternity.

I wish my dear, sweet friend from the Golden Age of YWS @Lucrezia would join in this game.
  





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Mon Sep 18, 2017 2:27 pm
Featherstone says...



Granted, but she's really really bad at it and everyone else leaves.

I wish the world wasn't so full of hate.
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Mon Sep 18, 2017 3:35 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but that's only because a solar flare crashes into our planet killing all life forever and ever amen.

I wish for signed hardbacks of all of David Mitchell's novels
  





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Tue Sep 19, 2017 5:31 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted, but he isn't the one who signs them, instead giving Vladamir Putin the pen to do so.

I wish I will get an A in microeconomics this semester.
  





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Wed Sep 20, 2017 7:57 pm
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Granted, but that's only because Vladimir Putin is forcing your teacher to do so. He has a complex plot to enslave you to the Kremlin.

I wish for some Reese's.
  





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Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:18 am
ardentlyThieving says...



Granted, but it was Vladimir Putin who gave them to you as you're also part of his complex plot.

I wish my school started later so I could sleep in a bit
“Thus human beings judge of one another, superficially, casually, throwing contempt on one another, with but little reason, and no charity.” - Emmuska Orczy, 'The Scarlet Pimpernel'
  





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Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:23 pm
CarryOnMrCaulfield says...



Granted. It starts at eleven but ends at nine PM, giving you little time for both homework and free time.

I wish people would just get along.
  





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Thu Sep 21, 2017 5:51 pm
JumpyDot says...



Granted, but it's because we're all forcefully inducted into a hive mind. All individuality is therefore terminated.

I wish for the power to remember any song that gets stuck in my head but I can't remember the name of. That's a good wish.
  








I always knew that deep down in every human heart, there is mercy and generosity. No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.
— Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom