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Corrupt A Wish [4]



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Fri May 29, 2020 2:20 pm
Shadeflame says...



Granted, but then your house fills up with cats because you have so many and you suffocate to death on their fur.

I wish that world hunger was gone.
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Fri May 29, 2020 4:53 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Granted but then everybody dies of thirst instead.

I wish everybody was kinder to the environment.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri May 29, 2020 5:00 pm
looseleaf says...



The cats quickly tear up all your furniture and other belongings, causing you to go into bankruptcy and have to move to a tiny, crummy studio apartment with your cats.

I wish I could watch any movie I want, whenever I want.
  





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Sat May 30, 2020 9:37 am
Hkumar says...



Granted, but you wasted most of your time watching them and your grades started dropping. You became a couch potato and gained 100 pounds.

I wish I wasn't so lethargic all the time.
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Sat May 30, 2020 11:52 am
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Shadeflame says...



Granted, but then you became super hyper and active and you dropped out of school and nobody would hire you because you could never sit still.
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Sat May 30, 2020 2:28 pm
Hkumar says...



Spoiler! :
You forgot to make a wish @Shadeflame
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Sat May 30, 2020 2:54 pm
Shadeflame says...



Lol I guess i did. Whoops
Ok, here it is.

I wish that I could focus better.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
  





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Sun May 31, 2020 6:57 pm
Hkumar says...



Granted but then your focus shifted on the dark path and you began to work for the underworld.

I wish there were no mosquitoes.
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Sun May 31, 2020 10:12 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Granted but then a bunch of ecological systems crash from a species being removed from the food chain and a bunch of areas become deserts.

I wish that sugar wasn't unhealthy.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 01, 2020 1:56 pm
Shadeflame says...



Granted, but then it became really bad tasting and no one wanted to eat it.

I wish that there was no diseases in the world.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
  





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Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:34 pm
Hkumar says...



Granted, but then everyone had a longer lifespan and there was shortage of food and resources due to overpopulation.

I wish I had six-pack abs.
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Mon Jun 01, 2020 6:40 pm
Lib says...



that made me laugh Granted, but then the rest of your body become full of fat.

I wish more people were selfless.
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Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:40 pm
Shadeflame says...



Granted, but then people decided not to eat because that would be taking away food from everyone else and they all starved to death.

I wish that online shipping would take less time.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
  





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Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:51 pm
Necromancer14 says...



Granted, but then said shipping becomes ridiculously expensive.

I wish I had six pack abs AND large biceps.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Jun 01, 2020 8:56 pm
Lib says...



Granted but they're of no use - you can only see them. And all they do is add more weight, making you heavier.

I wish I was a toddler again.
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