Young Writers Society

Santa Clause isn't real kids.

What should you never say to your parents?

you are adopted, mom and dad.

What should you never say to your best friend?

I want you to meet my best friend *name here*

What should you never say to your plant?

That´s cruel!

I´m going to eat you in three weeks!

What should you never say to the janitor?

Someone puked in here.

What should you never say to the gardener?

I helped to burn down the weed. *the whole garden is burning*


What should you never say in an orphanage?

Lights off by 7! *not sure about this one*

What should you never say in an interview?

Haha. I guessed something more in the direction: Who will you tell if I bully you? Your parents?

...and cut. We should repeat this question.

What should you never say to a bus driver?

Noice. Its difficult to come up with witty replies when your brain is half dead from sleep deprivation.

Crap, I forgot my purse.

What should you never say in a temple?

Haha. Is that some disease? Harry also doesn´t sleep. You should go. And me too, it´s nearly 11 pm and I want to play some games.

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What should you never say in a Space Elevator?

It might be. And its 3:20 am over here.

I want to go down!!

What should you never say to an alien?

Wow, that´s late.

I´m off in five minutes, so already good night.

Do you have five minutes to think about a conquest on your home planet?

What should you never say to a mad scientist?

Good night!

I think you made an error in addition here.

What should you never say to a chef?

Thanks!

Tastes like old socks.

What should you never say to a pigeon?

Stop making your nests in my window! (because they will never listen)

What should you never say to a dog?