Young Writers Society

*tentatively half-raises her hand*

Well... I don't think I'm supposed to, but I'm mostly running it because no one really is. But here are all of the sweets!

*heaves gigantic tub full of sweets onto the counter*

Technically there are more in the back room, but you eating them all wouldn't exactly be fair to others here.

Jen quickly scooped all the delicious, sugary treats into her coat pockets (an advantage of being an Overlord: you come equipped with a hammer space ). She pulled out a giant lollipop, a porcelain plate, a fork, a knife, and a white napkin. After hacking the stick off of the giant lollipop and laying pure sugar on the porcelain plate, Jen tucked a corner of the napkin into her shirt and began elegantly cutting up the candy. "No, I don't suppose so." She replied Falconer-shi thoughtfully. "Thank you, though. It's been a while since I've last had a lollipop this huge."

Can I have some too?

no

Nooo?

Wedunsellsweetzherebutyoucanleaveandnevercomebackifyouwant.

Jen finished her lollipop and started on a bag of sugar biscuits, peering at PickledChrissy-shi. "Sorry, I would share some of my sweets with you, but... Once I've been summoned, I require the constant intake of sugary substances... or I suffer from withdrawal symptoms..."

*pouts in the corner.*

*sneaks past and steals some of the treats*

"I'm sorry, what were you saying?" says Silver as he munches on a sugar biscuit.

ohgoodanotherconflictidbettergetmyblowtorch.

Jen laughs as she surveys the diminishing pile of sweets behind the counter. "Don't you wish you had a hammer space like me?" She asks Falconer-shi evilly. "So no one can steal your candy~~~"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh hammer space?" Falco asks timidly. "Not quite sure what you mean there, Jen."

Jen looked slightly annoyed that her previous actions have been ignored. "When I took that huge pile of candy you gave me," she explained slowly, "I compressed it and stored in all in my pocket. Hammer spaces are like little pocket dimensions. You know how, in some cartoons, some characters will comically pull out a huuuuuuge hammer from behind them/a pocket? That's where the name came from. Overlords are automatically given the ability to create pocket dimensions, and I have one in every pocket~~~~~~~" The Overlord smirked, patting her left coat pocket. "This is where I store all my candies, see. Quite convenient, yes?"

*verser pops out from coat pocket.*

*nom nom* nummeh candy \.3./ *nom nom*

*slides back into pocket*

(ಠ□ಠ) ..................................

"Was that just me... or did something just... pop out of my pocket...?"