Young Writers Society

fortunately, you remembered that ghost fear bushy eyebrows, and you have the perfect pair of fake eyebrows for that.

Unfortunately, the fake eyebrows don't stay on.

Fortunately, there's ample sticky tree sap on the tree you're leaning on - perfect eyebrow glue!

Unfortunately, it is all dried up and you can't get it off the bark.

fortunately, you had bushy eyebrows all along

Unfortunately, your bushy eyebrows makes everyone mistake you as Gandalf. (From the Lord of the Rings)

Fortunately, you're able to effectively command the ghosts that they shall not pass, and they float away, half defeated but also half glad that they had gotten the chance to meet the real Gandalf.

Unfortunately, a giant breaks the bridge you were on and you fall down a impossibly deep chasm.

Fortunately, you get survive the fall and defeat the giant who's called the Balrog.

Unfortunately, that was only his first form, and he becomes even bigger.

Fortunately, you have an eagle to save you and you fly away before you get murdered savagely.

Unfortunately, you're too fat for the poor eagle to carry you very far, and you fall thirty-six feet and splash into the middle of a lake.

Fortunately, there are mermaids in the lake who can save you.

Unfortunately, they are the flesh eating kind of mermaid, and plan to eat you.

Fortunately, a pod of friendly dolphins come to your rescue. For a moment you wonder why there are dolphins in a lake, but realize that after all the things that have happened in the last day, this should be the least confuddling.