Young Writers Society

You know you're a nerd when you have to write a paper about a hero, and you choose Kyle Reese from The Terminator.

You know you are a nerd when you have to write an article about someone how inspired you, and you choose Morris Dancers.

You know you're a nerd when you start debating whether or not Avatar: the Last Airbender is actually anime.

You know you're a nerd when you edit so thoroughly that the kids in your class call editing "IronSparking". (Obviously "IronSpark" is not my name… but I didn't want to use my real one.)

You know you're a nerd when your Fifth Grade "topic sentence" for the "topic sentence" lesson is as follows: "Natalie Babbitt is a master of the written word, and displays a prowess for imagery."

You know you're a nerd when you spend an hour looking at Netflix… and when your family asks why you're taking so long to choose a movie, you say, "I'm not choosing one, I'm just reading the synopses." That's me.

You know you're a nerd when you fold your underwear.

You know you are a nerd when you wear a casual top hat to school.

You know you're a nerd when you spend your time trying to obtain a MCSE license.

You know you are a nerd when people in school are shocked to see you go to coursework support.

You know you're a nerd when you tell everyone you have a 0% chance of getting into any college, and everyone is shocked and says "I thought you were really smart though." (That may be true, but I haven't taken a test that is required for every school yet lol.)

When half of your web history is TV Tropes...

You know you're a nerd when the Teacher doesn't bother calling on you because you always know the answer.

Deadman, you have no idea how true you are.

You know you're a nerd when your next grade teacher looks at you and recognizes you from your "reputation" as a smart kid.

You know you arr a nerd when you wear a monocle to school.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen.