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Thu May 27, 2010 10:20 am
ToritheMonster says...



You know you're a nerd when you get a detention for singing the Harry Potter theme too loudly in class.
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Thu May 27, 2010 2:09 pm
Mr.Knightley says...



Ouch, Nutty. OUCH.

Anyways, thanks for bringing this back to life.

You know you're a nerd when...I don't know. :P
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Thu May 27, 2010 9:15 pm
irishfire says...



You know you're a nerd when your teacher mentions a project's name and you automitically go "YES! That project is SO fun!" at least 5 times. ^_^

And you're friends with Timmeh *huggles Timmeh*
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Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Fri May 28, 2010 12:49 am
Mr.Knightley says...



Why are you automatically a nerd if you hang out with me? Sheesh...I'm like the most un-nerdy guy on this site. Actually, I'm not a nerd at all. >:|

*feelings hurt*
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Fri May 28, 2010 1:42 pm
xX_white_shadow_Xx says...



I am! xD

You know you're a nerd when you get to a super cute hotel and immediatly start to squee because they have freakin pots and pans and a stove and dish soap and dishes and a sink and an amazingly delicious fold out couch-bed AND A KITTY!!!


My adventure is awesome :3
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Fri May 28, 2010 11:47 pm
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irishfire says...



Mr.Knightley wrote:Why are you automatically a nerd if you hang out with me? Sheesh...I'm like the most un-nerdy guy on this site. Actually, I'm not a nerd at all. >:|

*feelings hurt*


I think being a nerd is AWESOME!

I'm dead serious right now, when someone calls me a nerd or a dork I thank them :D
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Fri May 28, 2010 11:57 pm
Mr.Knightley says...



Oh. Still, I'm not a nerd. Don't want to be either. ;)
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Sun May 30, 2010 1:35 am
thehobbitgangster says...



You know you are a nerd when you accidentally misplace your graphing calculator (with tons of programs on it) and feel like your life is over...
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Sun May 30, 2010 1:45 am
LastPaladin says...



You know you're a nerd when you spend most ya time on facebook and if ya own a camera ya take it seriously and begin to criticize photos you see in real life.
You poor take courage
You rich take care
This earth was made a common treasury
For everyone to share
All things in common
All people one
We come in peace
The orders came to cut them down

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Sun May 30, 2010 1:51 am
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When the first thing you think when you hear the word 'grease' is 'carbohydrates? yeah, carbohydrates. saturated or unsaturated?'
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Mon May 31, 2010 5:32 pm
irishfire says...



You know you're a nerd when you listen to your ipod on shuffle while making banana bread and you match the mood of the song with how you make the banana bread.

Ex. Evanescance commences intense banana peeling and facial expressions.

McFly commences swaying when you really shouldn't be because you're using a mixer that's on high ^_^

Flyleaf commences just jumping around the kitchen screaming lyrics at the top of your lungs feeling special and totally ignoring the banana bread that you still have to finish.

:smt003
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You know you're a nerd when you're sad school is ending :(
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Wed Jun 02, 2010 1:18 pm
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You know you're a nerd when you have a list of all the women you have crushes on (numbered, of course!) that sits in your mind, waiting for a new entry.

For example:

1) Keira Knightley
2) Lacey Mosley
3) Carrie Underwood
4) Evangeline Lilly
5) Giada DiLaurentiis
6) Maggie Gyllenhaal
7) Anna Torv
8) Eva Green
9) Kristin Kreuk
10) Hayden Panettiere

And this isn't my list, if you're wondering. Pshhhhhhhhh.
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Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:51 pm
Ranger Hawk says...



You know you're a nerd when your mom says "This pan is starting to rust" and you instantly say, "Have you washed it with vinegar? You see, rust is FeOH, which is a base, and an acid would remove it." (True story!)

irishfire wrote:McFly commences swaying when you really shouldn't be because you're using a mixer that's on high ^_^


Hahaha you rock, Irish! :D
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Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:42 pm
LittlePetRock says...



When you can spot more than one grammar-mistake on the front page of your local newspaper...

I also found A BUNCH of type-os at Wal-Mart.
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