Young Writers Society

I came across a conversation which I want your opinion about. For the sake of simplicity and to protect the identity of the parties involved, I will address them as Person S and Person G respectively. Note that the letters are randomly selected. The conversation occurred in a natural environment, no sedatives or drugs were used or any other method of persuasion tried.

S: Oh yeah, there were a bunch of turtles that because of global warming they were going to become female.
G: Then they'll rise up when they have PMS.
S: Do turtles have PMS?
G: Yes.
S: How can they?
G: They make eggs don't they?
S: Yes, but they don't make eggs the same way.
G: What do you mean? An egg is an egg.
S: Yes, but they're not mammals.
G: So?
S: They...can't.
G: How do you know?
S: Because they're not mammals.
G: But they still go through menustration right?
S: Gestation is different than that.
G: How do you know that turtles don't have PMS though? They get really nasty when they are protecting their eggs.
S: That has nothing to do with it!
G: Prove it.
S: What?
G: Prove that turtles don't have PMS.
S: Shut up.

I am curious to know if any of you have the answer to his problem. Does person G want to learn more about turtles? Does Person S really know if turtles have PMS?

I ask that all parties involved give me a completely non-passionate response that is clear and concise as to the answer of this problem. Debates regarding the reproductive systems of turtles should be cogitated thoroughly before being held in the debate forum. The same is true, especially in arguments pertaining to the relationship between Global Warming, Increases in Turtle PMS (assuming such PMS exists), and the increases in official turtle merchandise, including but not limited to:

1. Ninja Turtles.
2. Turtle Hats.
3. Turtle Chocolates
4. Turtle Wax
5. Turtle Food
6. Turtle Statues
7. Turtle Necks
8. Yertle the Turtle

Um... are you trying to make fun of Qi, or is this supposed to be in Randomness, or are you serious?

Read the question again Bobo, you'll understand.

*Looks around*

Rrrrrrright...

I don't get it.

Neither do I...

*growls*

Thanks G...

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Hmm, G and S... lol.

Anyway. I was actually surprised when I realized that all mammals must have PMS. But turtles aren't mammals, so... I'm not sure. Of course they're pretty angry when they're laying eggs - that's PAINFUL! And have you seen how many they lay?? Sheesh. But I don't think they have PMS.

No friggin way....Dont think so...but hey, the comodo dragon has not one but TWO penises, so, who knows?