Hello! My name is SpongeBobSquarePants, and I live in a pinnaple under the sea. It's actually quite nice down here, but it's really hard to get Internet service - the water kills my computer - so I may not be all that active.
My current job is flipping Krabby Patties for Mr. Krabs, but my secret dream has always been to become a writer. I even wrote a song, all by myself! It's in my signature.
My all time best friend is Patrick - he's a starfish. He's really fun to hang around, but sadly we don't work together. I work with Squidward. He's amazing - he plays the clarinet and is really talented at everything he does!
Then there's Sandy. She's so much fun to do Karate with! She's much better than me, but, as a sponge, her hits don't hurt too much.
I have one pet, a snail, and in my free time I like to catch jellyfish.
Hello, YWS!
-SpongeBob
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