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Ode to the Spell Checker



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Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:50 pm
Fool says...



Ode to the Spell Checker

Eye have a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques for my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a quay and type a word
And weight for it to say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me wright a weigh.

As soon as a miss steak is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong!

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased to no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker told me sew.
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Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:01 pm
Duskglimmer says...



LOL!!

I love this! It points out my biggest complaint with spell-checker and I've never seen anyone write anything like it! It's fantastic! *runs out of room laughing really loudly and directing everyone she sees to go read this poem*
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Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:21 pm
Firestarter says...



You could have at least said that you didn't write this...

Otherwise it seems like you're taking the credit for somebody else's work.
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:01 am
Jennafina says...



I love that! who did write it?
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:03 am
sabradan says...



LMAO!
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 9:32 am
Fool says...



Didn't think of that, i didn't write it, im not that clever, it was sent to me on the end of a chain e-mail, so i have no idea who wrote it sorry
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:24 pm
Areida says...



LOL... still funny anyway. :D
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Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:58 pm
Duskglimmer says...



Fool wrote:Didn't think of that, i didn't write it, im not that clever, it was sent to me on the end of a chain e-mail, so i have no idea who wrote it sorry


lol. That's one chain e-mail I wouldn't have minded getting... lol
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Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:52 am
*singsoffkey* says...



amen to that.
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Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:22 am
Boni_Bee says...



I have seen a different version of it, with slightly different spellings. But it's funny :)
  





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Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:40 pm
J. Haux says...



Me too. But I still like it.
  








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