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Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:40 pm
Mattie says...



HA-HA! Puppets make anything funny as in this quote from Daria:

Jane - "I'm telling you, puppets make anything funny. Give me something that isn't funny."
Daria - "Um... a plane crash -- into a nuclear power plant."
Jane - "Okay. Now, picture the same plane crash, only the cabin is full of screaming puppets flailing their skinny little puppet arms. Funny, right?"


LMAO!

So...that's about it.

Anyone actually watch Sesame Street?
Last edited by Mattie on Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:48 pm, edited 1 time in total.
  





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Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:56 pm
Muse says...



i watch sesame st. I luff it.
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:00 pm
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I wrote a story about the muppet show gang being in the mafia, it was pretty funny. theres also a followup to it, which is just beaker getting back at the mafia, but its not as good.
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:08 pm
Sam says...



ROLFLMAOTIDTILSMAMIWBAD!

Very true...but...lmao...
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:51 pm
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QiGuaiGongFu wrote:I wrote a story about the muppet show gang being in the mafia, it was pretty funny. theres also a followup to it, which is just beaker getting back at the mafia, but its not as good.


Aw...I love Beaker to bits! Especially since he can't talk. Also the two old men in the balcony when there were movies.
  





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Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:07 pm
QiGuaiGongFu says...



heh.... he talks in this. LOL.

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Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:03 pm
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who was that green one who came out of bins? (i think i'm talking about the same prgramme, it was a long time ago...)
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Sat Jul 30, 2005 3:52 pm
niteowl says...



That would be Oscar the Grouch. I used to watch it when I was little.
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Sat Jul 30, 2005 5:30 pm
Crysi says...



I miss the Count! Dude, he was awesome...
  





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Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:00 pm
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Oscar and Elmo were the shizz. I hated Big bird with a vengeance. YUCK.
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Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:23 pm
Rincewind says...



Thats real weird cause I wrote a muppet story too.
Its about a backstage look at a muppet office christmas party.
I will post it immediately.
It is very bad and unedited, its old, but its funny. Or so I shoudl hope.
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Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:58 am
Elelel says...



I hated Big Bird too! And Oscar was the best.
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Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:59 am
QiGuaiGongFu says...



It WAS beeker that took down the mafia. and it WAS Quinten Tarantino who was the ring leader after all the other muppets were dead. And it WAS frank oz who sent yoda to help beaker on his quest.
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Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:02 am
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Poor Beeker, ever since his stint with the mafia hes been addicted to cocaine.
Speach impediment my foot!
~The bandit’s body slumped to the ground, knees hitting first,followed by the rest.His dead weight pushed dust into the air in a swirling cloud.The blood flowed from his head,splicing like river canals,delaying slightly on pebbles before flowing on through the street.~
  





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Sun Jul 31, 2005 4:06 am
QiGuaiGongFu says...



what! no, beaker was clean! It was kermit that was into cocaine, but fozzie dropped a toaster in his spa, and then gave the remains to the sweedish chef, and everyone had frog soup for dinner that night.
read the story! its on here. First one is pulp puppet fiction (itd be in the back somewhere) and the follow up is beaker strikes back, which would be a few pages back.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
- HL Mencken
Lie together like butt.
Presenting the GFuture, soon to be the Gnow, reality presented by Google.
Welcome to GEarth.
~Baske in the randomness~
  








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