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The Greatest Movie You'll ever read (Habberjasper cousin2)



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Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:20 am
Elizabeth says...



Part.... 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: CALL THE PLUMBER CALL THE PLUMBER THE BABY SPRUNG A LEAK!!!
Friend: Liz, that's a water pipe.
Me: CALL THE NANNY, CALL THE NANNY I DON'T LIKE CHANGING DIAPERS

Loud explosion, i turn my head to see
THAT DUCK AGAIN WITH THE BAZOOKA. The duck laughs at me. I die a little inside.
duck: qwafkakakakaka! I shall Kill you ROAST PERSON
???????? Me too ?????????
Meshugan-an-an-haha? walks in with a piece of paper.
Meshuganah: May I pleaseeeeeeeeeeee see your contract?
Me: I SOLD THE DAMN TRACTOR NOW GET!!!
Crysi walks in and then punches the cupcakes.
FROM THE CUPCAKE EMERGES................................................................. (they're back...)
..................................................................................(mwauahahah)..............................................................................
A MONKEY
We all scream and the duck flies west for the Saturday.
The monkey runs away.
NEXT SCENE

Time for a BORING DISCOVERY CHANNEL SHOWS!!!
The Crazy Dudes:
DON'T WANT THINGS FROM ME! i'm not funny!!
I SMELL LIKE THE STARS SURROUNDING THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

... More boring:
Music with John Shut Up
And now I shall do a rendition of the Moonlight Sonata with my feet on these skillets and a crow:
BANG BANG BANG, BANG BANG BANG, BANG BANG BANG, BANG BANG BANG!!!
BANG BANG BANG, BANG BANG BANG, BANG BANG BANG, BANG BANG BANG!!!
BANG BANG BUM BANGF BANG BUM BANG BANG BUM!!!
BUM BA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAA LALA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


MORE BORING!!!
Measuring stuff for the purpose of stuff!
The amount of water in a cup of water is an inch of water.
(There we go...)

Oh the phone horrifyed: But... I thought you lived in New York... I thought... wait, *looks at the weed in her hand*
Ah, nevermind. NOW i remember why my doctor won't let me think stuff... hello is anybody there anymore?
CLICK THEN CLICK THEN CLICK THEN CLICK... *smashes keyboard* STOP IT KEEP TYPING!!!
Voice: You got 11 days.
Lady: For what!?!
Voice: My birthday....
Lady: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIA!!! can you hear me now?
Voice: *hangs up*
Lady: good.

Tom and Larry sitting on a bench,
one fine day he called him a wench.
J has a jelly roll
stripers like to dance on poles
I once saw Cindy Crawford
...
Nothing rhymes with Cindy Crawford.

Now, a serious movie:
Marsha (Sniffing my socks)

(A man overlooking his dead wife. Doctor enters)(sniffing my socks...)
Joseph: I can't believe Marsha died (sniffing my socks...)
Doctor: Joseph, it wasn't your fault, Marsha died of cancer from- (sniffing my socks)
Joseph: No, I won't accept anything. Marsha died and it was my fault... that one night i was- (sniffing my socks...)
Doctor: I know this hsa been hard on you, why dont' you go home and rest? (sniffing my socks...)
Joseph: Yes doctor I will go home and rest. (sniffing my socks...)

(Joseph goes home and falls asleep)(sniffing my socks...)
(Joseph has a horrible dream about the death of Marsha)(sniffing my socks...)
SUDDENLY THE MOVIE IS CUT OFF BY A GIANT FLYING PHONE POLE!

The monkey that escaped earlier from a scence comes back.
Crysi, Meshuganahahahahahaaha and I are arguing because we are bored, tired, hungry and girls.
Suddenly the monkey climbs into Crysi's ear.
Me: HIT IT OUT OF HER HEAD!!!
Mesh grabs a club with a nail through it
Crysi screams sunday bloody sunday in the pitches of bloody murder while looking in the mirror chanting bloody mary.
The monkey jumps out but hsa a Hunter (Donovan) mask on.
So Crysi doesn't kill ht monkey, she kisses it. Then runs away with it to Paris for a pair of boots.
Me and Mesh sit down and play poker on a grave.

THE END
  





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Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:54 am
Armadian says...



ha ha ha QUESTION WHERE AM I?
How can you prove that we exist? Maybe we don't exist...
  





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Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:58 am
Elizabeth says...



The twilight zone...
bum ba bum bum bum ba bum bum bum ba bum bum .....
  





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Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:09 am
Sam says...



BLAHAHAHHAHABAH CAN I BE IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE HUH HUH HUH

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Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:20 am
Crysi says...



Hahahahaha.... So, I'm running away to Paris with a monkey, AND I get a pair of boots? Sweet.
Love and Light
  





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Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:27 am
Elizabeth says...



Me: CALL THE PLUMBER CALL THE PLUMBER THE BABY SPRUNG A LEAK!!!
Friend: Liz, that's a water pipe.
Me: CALL THE NANNY, CALL THE NANNY I DON'T LIKE CHANGING DIAPERS

Somebody must have drugged me to get these confused... but the more the merrier...
WHO WANT'S TO GET MARRIED TO MARY???
  





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Tue Jul 12, 2005 7:20 am
Emma says...



Hee,

That was funny!! Really, have you seen the doctor lately? :l

And the doctor and Joseph must really like your socks... xP
  





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Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:07 pm
Chevy says...



Question: What's with all the added dots and extra letters?

And something tell me there's a joke I'm missing (as always).
when there's nowhere to go, it's time to grow up.
  





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Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:33 pm
Meshugenah says...



HAHA! and to think you got all of that out of monkies coming out of ears... and the hunter mask.. I still don't want to know where you got that from. Actually, masks in general.. and I'm glad my sn is so funny (well, it fits it, really..).
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Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:22 am
Teeeeo. says...



Heh... Not as funny as the first one... Oh well... It was still funny!
*turns and walks out of thread*
*distant boom*
*distant straggled yell* I'm okay!!
  








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