Young Writers Society

Ok this: http://title.flywheel.org/
is a random name a title generator. You have the option of entering a name for it to use, and it will give you a new title. I did it, and here is what i got, no shit:

You shall henceforth be known as:

Emperor of The Alliance of Small Furry Animals, Tim Dorsal Dolphin

Make it so.

i also got, an succeding tries (maning that was my first try, and these were others

You shall henceforth be known as:

Chief of Silly Boys and Their Bad Musical Taste, Scrum-Diddly Tim Dolphin XI

Too bad your cellmate is still going to call you "Honey".

and

You shall henceforth be known as:

Pope of The Reformed Order of Random Acts of Violence, Zaphod Dorsal Dolphin

In my home country, this is a withering insult.

But that first one i found hilarious, as i am the duely elected representative of the small furry creatures, finding out i was its alliances emperor was also quite interesting. Tim Dorsal, or tim the dolphin are sudanyms of mine that i use any time a website asks for my name.

Fuhrerin of Ironing Boards, Elizabeth Mei Mathers IX
Sub:
Maybe you should get cosmetic surgery now

That's me... I wonder what would happen if I said Yes Please...

Sub:
That joke is old and not very funny.

DAMN. oh well haha
Let's do it again...

Acting Speaker of Uranus, Lady Elizabeth Mei Mathers

Sub: Hey, that's what I call your mom in bed!

WHY THOSE LITTLE SON OF A ....

You shall henceforth be known as:

Marquise of King Prawns, Jedi Master Morgan Harper

I find your lack of faith disturbing.


Um...Yeah.

Assistant Lieutenant of Procrastination, Hunter Xander Wolf

Grand Sorceress-In-Training of The Left Side of Baby Monkeys, Bekah Cheryl Hardy

teehee (using one of me nicknames).

Hunter: Is that really the one you got? If so, that isn't fair because your name actually makes sense.

yeah, yeah it is lol.

Agent of The... Slow... Talkers... of... America..., Henry Ann, The Diseased

A platypus by any other name would be just as f***ed up.

Knight of Silly People Who Don't Like NATO, Nicole, Deceased

Be sure to write it in your underwear.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Ranger of Road Pylons, Nicole

You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Superintendent of The Mauve Army of Magnetic Stripe Cards, Jacqueline Alexandria DeMortel

Abandon all hope, all ye who press Enter.

Haha that's awesome.

Countess Junior Grade of Everlasting Gobbstoppers, Jacqueline Alexandria DeMortel

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Heck yes!

Fuhrerin of Stating The Obvious, Jacqueline Alexandria DeMortel

Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.

Goddess of Deviant Sexual Practices, Jacqueline Alexandria DeMortel

Here's the plan: First we show up. Then we see what happens.

LOL

And my personal favorite...

Duchess of The Reformed Order of Your Mom, Jacqueline Alexandria DeMortel

Understanding is a three-edged sword.

*shakes head* I'm having way too much fun with this.

EDIT: One more. Last one, I promise lol.

Mega Director of Sleeping In, Jacqueline Alexandria DeMortel

ALL YOUR TITLE ARE BELONG TO US.

'You shall henceforth be known as:

Lesser Viscountess of The Wonkavator, Sammus Norma Mazzoli

The titles all go to eleven. Look, right across the site: eleven, eleven, eleven...'

(they just randomly gave me the last two names...used SK's nickname for me. MUAHAHAHHAHAA)

Padishah of The... Slow... Talkers... of... America..., Aleksandar Taco Trajkov

Smart-assed skeptic: Monkey Man will MAKE you believe.

Just had to try this again

Czarina of The National Association for the Advancement of Mysterious Briefcases, Napoleon Cheesecake


MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA that's right.

You shall henceforth be known as:

Khan of Picking On Nerds, Nick D. Weller

You have something in your teeth. No, no, right there.

YAY!

I think.

Uh...
Drag Queen of The Inept Navy of Road Pylons, Jordan Bobo, the Seventy-Twoth

Where is the potato?

Why do I have to get the weird one?
Lesser Shah of Le Front de Liberation des Nains de Jardin, Jordan Bobo, The Terrible

What are you, nuts? Are you just some... nutty-nut girl who's nuts?

And now I'm lesser. Bobo, I'm pathetic.

And then:
Pharaoh of Sleeping With The Teacher, Poop Thankyou

In the unlikely event of a water landing, this title is designed to be used as a flotation device.

You shall henceforth be known as:

Footsoldier of Dictionaries, Teodore James Lispelle

All signs point to yes.

... I don't get the thingus under my name, but I'm not good with books, they're my enemies, and my enemies are:

Webster
Marriot (Bad swimming incident)
Dictioanries
Thesauruses
Bibles
Encyclopedias
My right pinky-toe (Don't ask)
The number 7 (O_o)
And the 7 dwarves (See: The number 7)

More names!
You shall henceforth be known as:

Vice Chancellor's Under Secretary of The Olsen Twins, Darth Teodore James Lispelle

Internet Monkey, I have underestimated you.
(Yay! I'm a Darth, AND a monkey! YAY!)

You shall henceforth be known as:

Duke of Baby Monkeys, Teodore James Lispelle

Your friend picked the three of clubs.
(Hmm... More monkeys...)

You shall henceforth be known as:

Minister of Cannibalistic Rituals to the Glory of Evil Leapers, Teodore James Lispelle

You know, it's not going to make the pain go away....
(*Stops gnawing off arm* DANGIT!)

You shall henceforth be known as:

Assistant Chamberlain of Waking And Baking and Kissing Ass, Teodore James Lispelle IX

You're probably one of those fucking people who pluralize everything with apostrophes.
(WTF?)

You shall henceforth be known as:

Gardener of Tufted Tit-Mouses, Teodore James Lispelle, The Diseased

You are nothing but a goddamned communist.
(*sobs**explodes*)