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Unfortunately; Fortunately
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Points: 890
Reviews: 35
Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:09 pm
Firestar
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Unfortunately, the truck driver died and the company is suing us for everything we've got.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Gender:
Points: 1176
Reviews: 56
Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:41 pm
thunder_dude7
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Fortunetly, we won the case.
Gender:
Points: 1840
Reviews: 160
Fri Mar 21, 2008 8:42 am
Loose
says...
Unfortunately, the judge lost his wig in the soup our lawyers drank...
Gender:
Points: 890
Reviews: 35
Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:54 am
Firestar
says...
Fortunately, they didn't drink the wig along with the soup.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Gender:
Points: 1840
Reviews: 160
Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:02 am
Loose
says...
Unfortunately the wig soup attracted mutant rats...
Gender:
Points: 1176
Reviews: 56
Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:52 pm
thunder_dude7
says...
Fortunetly, the judge had "Mutant rat be gone" hidden under his desk.
Gender:
Points: 890
Reviews: 99
Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:17 pm
Periwinkle
says...
Unfortunately, it was empty.
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock, or both - Regina Spektor
Gender:
Points: 1176
Reviews: 56
Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:36 pm
thunder_dude7
says...
Fortunetly, the rats recognized the bottle and ran anyway.
Gender:
Points: 890
Reviews: 35
Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:13 pm
Firestar
says...
Unfortunately, they only did that to trick us and they surrounded the building.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Gender:
Points: 1840
Reviews: 160
Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:41 pm
Loose
says...
Fortunately, they were deaf and didn't hear when everyone was whisked away by a race car.
Gender:
Points: 1049
Reviews: 52
Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:31 pm
bluecows
says...
Unfortunatly, not everyone could fit in the car (and the seats were very uncomfortable).
To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour. – William Blake
I was lying in bed, watching the stars and i thought, 'where the hell is the ceiling?'
Gender:
Points: 890
Reviews: 99
Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:35 pm
Periwinkle
says...
Fortunately, someone found an even better car and we all ran away in it.
Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock, or both - Regina Spektor
Gender:
Points: 890
Reviews: 13
Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:22 am
Veerocious
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Unfortunately, the car ran out of gas five minutes later.
"Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?" - Author Unknown
Gender:
Points: 1839
Reviews: 26
Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:55 pm
aszecsei
says...
Fortunately it stopped right next to a teleportation device and they were all transported to Sugarcandy Mountain.
Gender:
Points: 1840
Reviews: 160
Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:57 pm
Loose
says...
Unfortunately, it cost 50 cents to use, and I was broke...
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Gender:
Points: 890
Reviews: 35