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Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:07 pm
aszecsei says...



Fortunately you were a serial killer and everybody else was glad to be rid of you.





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Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:57 pm
Monki says...



Unfortunately, a bird flew by and pecked my eye out.
Tom Riddle: "You read my diary?"
Harry Potter: "At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book."





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aszecsei says...



Fortunately you were already dead and didn't care.





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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:52 pm
Monki says...



Unfotunately, it still hurt (for some reason).
Tom Riddle: "You read my diary?"
Harry Potter: "At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book."





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Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:55 pm
aszecsei says...



Fortunately, nobody cared.





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Mon Mar 24, 2008 8:16 pm
Monki says...



Unfortunately, I was sad about this.
Tom Riddle: "You read my diary?"
Harry Potter: "At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book."





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Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:58 pm
Uber says...



Fortunately, someone hacked your brain so that you would never be sad again.





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Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:01 pm
aszecsei says...



Unfortunately, they did a poor job of it and left some unconnected neurons.





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Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:05 pm
Uber says...



Fortunately, the neurons were left disconnected in such a way that it actually improved your intelligence with no ill side effects.





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Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:07 pm
aszecsei says...



Unfortunately, the increased intelligence made me realize the futility of life and caused you to commit suicide.





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Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:08 pm
Uber says...



Fortunately (This would fit better under unfortunately, but that wouldn't work), you were already dead, so any suicidal tendencies you may have had didn't come true.





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Wed Mar 26, 2008 12:55 pm
aszecsei says...



Unfortunately, I managed to kill everyone else instead.





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Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:01 pm
Uber says...



your getting a tad bit confused i think, but I'll assume that when you say "I manage to kill everyone else instead", you're speaking for Monki.





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Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:06 pm
aszecsei says...



of course. what did you think, fesse?





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Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:47 pm
niteowl says...



Fortunately, Niteowl came along and decided to try starting with a clean slate so we don't have people speaking for Monki. And so we stop beating a dead horse. ;)
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