Oh here's one from my daily joke calander:
What is black and blue and brown all over?
(a brunette who told 1 too many blond jokes) *boom tish*
One day there was an orchestra in town, and they were playing beethovens 9th Symphony. During this long, bland part near the end of the music, where the bassists weren't needed, they decided to sneak out to the bar.
"Hey," said one of them," won't the conductor know if we snuck away?"
"No, i tied the last two pages of the music sheet," said another one.
So they snuck out to a bar and came back drunk.
A man who hadn't gone to the concert asked a friend who did how it went.
His friend said," It was the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied and the bassists were loaded."
*bwahahahhaaa* I'm not sure I got that all right but I didnt want ot look it up. Finger strength!!!
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