Young Writers Society

Things to think about:
If a person with multiple personalties threatens suicide,is that considered a hostage situation?
Do they sterilize needles before making a lethal injection?
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
If a vegatarian eats vegetables, what do humanatarians eat?
Why does lemon juice contain mostly artificial flavors, but dish detergant contains real lemons?
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If wal-mart is lowering prices everyday, howcome things aren't free yet?
Do kamikaze pilots were helmets?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Is there another word for theasaurus?
If people from Poland are called 'Poles' are people from Holland called 'Holes'?

funny, huh?

Jenni

Haha, I'll add some.

-If you throw a cat out the window of a car, does it become kitty litter?
-How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
-If love is blind then why is lingerie so popular?
-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
-Why are hemmeroids called hemmeroids instead of assteroids?
-Whos evil idea was it to put the "s" in "lisp?"
-Why do people order a cheeseburger, fries, and a DIET soda?
-Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
-If the #2 pencil is so great, why is it still #2?
-If you try to fail and succeed in doing so, which have you done?
-Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
-If FED EX and UPS joined together, would it be called FED UP?
-If winners never quit and quitters never win, what idiot came up with the term "Quit while you're ahead?"
-How do "Do not walk on grass" signs get to where they are?
-If you melt dry ice into a tub can you take a bath without getting wet?
-Why do we kill people for killing people to show them that killing people is wrong?
-If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pan?
-What happens if you get scared to death twice?
-In a country of free speech, why is there phone bills?
-If four out of five people suffer from diarea (s/p?), does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
-If parents in america serve their babies with little spoons, what do parents in japan use, toothpicks?

Random things to add~~

-If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
-How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

(I thought of this one)

-If certain skin colors can be traced to certain nationalities, wouldn't that make the simpsons Asian?

Wow...

This is ssoo deep man...