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I think it would be a good thing to know how to kill a ninja, cause ya know, they're really deadly. If you want to live through a ninja encounter you got to be on your toes. But, before I give away this secret I have to warn you that killing a ninja is a bad thing. Ninjas are big on the food chain, so they're very important in society. As the old saying goes, if you kill all the wolves you're going to have a crap loud of bunnies, and by bunnies I mean stupid people. Like Bush.

Anyway, if you absolutely HAVE to kill a ninja, all you have to do is- (censored) and then once that's done- (censored) gelatinous laser that fills up the box- (censored) and then you have to kidnap Cris Rock- (censored) put all the goats in a blender- (censored) there's still more work to be done. (censored) once you have recalibrated the kinetiscope- (censored) Jon Cougar melon cam- (censored) if you could put yourself right about- (censored) and as long as you've made sure you have thoroughly painted the pigeons- (censored) Done, ninja dead. Although I might have said too much. But as long as you have this information you may have a chance to survive a ninja attack.


(Sorry, I was bored.)

Out of curiousity, do you actually know the history of ninjas in real-life society?

write me wrote:Out of curiousity, do you actually know the history of ninjas in real-life society?

Of course. You can find that out easily by going to www.realultimatepower.net

Not really, I just did this cause I was bored.

Haha no, I know it. I'm just bitter when things are posted about ninjas that really have nothing to do with real ninjas. I don't even know why, it's not like I'm Asian. Maybe just tired lol.

I just thought it might be funny. You know, we all read it, we get a few laughs, it's not supposed to be important or anything I mean that's why I posted it in Randomness. Also, I do have some knowledge about ninjas. I get it all from www.askaninja.com.