There was once an old man who failed very badly at his job. He never was a good conductor all his life, and had just been fired at last, and when he told his wife, she said it was the final straw and threw him out the house. Feeling that life was unfair, the man bought a gun, ran into his old auditorium and killed five people. When the police arrived, he submitted himself easily. The court found him guilty of several murders and gave him the death sentence. They deciced it would be best to give him the electric chair. So, when he gets there and sits down, the executioner asked him what his last request is. The man asks for a pile of bananas, and the small crowd of spectators laugh. Why would he want bananas? The executioner starts the electric chair and the man violently shakes around and when it's switched off, collapses forward. But he pulls himself back up, alive but scared badly. Shocked, the prison has to let him go as he has served his sentence, and the law states he can go.
Anyway, the man, fuelled by rvenegeance for the sentence he was given, and scarred by burns all over his body decides to dish out some revenge. Armed with grenades and an automatic rifle, he runs into a fully packed auditorium and guns down over fifty people. The police arrest him and at his court hearing he is given a death sentence. At the electric chair, the executioner asks him a last request. Once again he asks for a pile of bananas. The executioner is both bemused and confused and so hands him the fruit and then turns the chair on, this time to a higher voltage. The man shakes around viciously, his hair frizzling up and his skin turned black in many areas. However, at the end, he is still alive! They have to let him go again.
The old man by this time is absolutely furious and so decides this time to take it one step more. He plants a bomb in the auditorium and blows it up with 3,000 people inside. The police arrest him and at a court sentence the judge sentences him to three deaths. So, this time, the exectuioner tells him he isn't going to stay alive this time, but gibes the man the bananas when he asks for them as a last request. Smiling, the executioner puts the voltage even higher, and does it for three times as long as usual. But the man, even as he is thrown wildly around and his whole skin is burnt off, is still alive at the end. The crowd are amazed. They ask him how he did it. 'Was it the bananas?' one man asks. 'No' the man replies, 'I'm just a bad conductor.'
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