Well, the dragon can breathe fire and fly which is all very cool...but a monkey has the power of intelligence
The mokey could fire intelligence bolts at the dragon, who will sit at his desk, thinking about the bolts. Only then the mokey will demand to play chess. Of course, dragon can never refuse a fight.
Days pass as they sit at a chess board, moving pieces every hour while staring angrily at each other. Only suddenly, the dragon will accidently set fire to the board. The monkey will shove the queen up its nose, only the dragon will cry 'how did you know that my nose is my weak point?'..then roll over twitching..
The monkey will watch proudly, only to be distracted by a banana...he will reach to get the fruit only to be fooled by the old pit trick.
so...the monkey will win, but he'll end up in a hole with only his nintendo DS for company
We must remember that, as intelligent as monkey's are, the rules of chess are rather beyond their grasp. Also, dragons can be as intelligent as you want them to be. Therefore, the dragon would have to win. Here's my prediction:
Dragon and monkey face off in grand arena. Monkey squeals in an angry way. Dragon breathes fire. Monkey burns to crisp. Dragon eats monkey, but gets irritating little bones stuck in throat, and so is forced to go to hospital. Turns out, bones have broken the "fire glands" and dragon can no longer breathe fire. He is sad.
There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her to not be alive anymore.
Superman of course. They may be about matched in strenght, but Superman can actually think. Also, he does not look like a gaint veggie so crazed rabbits will not attempt to eat him during the battle.
Plus, DC Comics are, as a rule, better than Marvel.
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier
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Alucard or Indiana Jones don't yous remember in Raider of the Lost Ark, how he couldnn't be bothered to fight that guy who was an obvious swordmaster, so just shot him.
We get off to the rhythm of the trigger and destruction. Fallujah to New Orleans with impunity to kill. We are the hidden fist of the free market.
We are the ink, we are the quill.
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or Indiana Jones don't yous remember in Raider of the Lost Ark, how he couldnn't be bothered to fight that guy who was an obvious swordmaster, so just shot him.
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