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What would happen if we elected a crab to be president???



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Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:29 pm
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Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:32 pm
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Imagine how a sea creature lobby would work in contrast to other lobbies. They would want to increase the ocean or giving the people a pool at home.
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Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:51 pm
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I sea no problem here

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Sun Feb 06, 2022 7:54 pm
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I guess I could get a goblin shark as a pet, so go Mr. Crabs!
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I guess that my Mom would eat it. She likes crab sticks...
  





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Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:41 am
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Well that would make for a strained political atmosphere…

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Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:34 am
KateHardy says...



The crab apple would be the national fruit
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Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:05 pm
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I guess it would also be forbidden to eat something related to sea creatures. That would help recover the ocean population! The more I think about it, the more I believe we could help the world with a crab as president.
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Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:26 pm
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#crab4prez2024

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Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:40 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



But what crab species should become the president?
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Mon Feb 07, 2022 8:51 pm
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The dominant one, obvs. I vote gladiatorial combat.

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Mon Feb 07, 2022 9:02 pm
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If crabs get the same rights as humans, gladiatorial combats are forbidden. Maybe crabs should join or create parties and get manipulated by the shark lobby and they now have some whale shark disguised as crab as President.
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Tue Feb 08, 2022 10:00 am
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ok but that just sounds like corruption with extra steps

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Tue Feb 08, 2022 6:57 pm
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It´s not corruption if you delete the word from the Oxford dictionnary.
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Tue Feb 08, 2022 7:06 pm
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I don’t use the Oxford Dictionary. Checkmate.

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