Young Writers Society

Granted, but it'll only happen after you're dead.




I wish the Earth was a cube...

(what?)

Granted, but you fall off the edge of one face.

I wish I was a jedi.

Granted, but you're corrupted by the Dark Side and become all ugly and evil and stuff.


I wish my life was perfect in every concievable way, and that that I live to be ninety-two years old, and that I die painlessly and surrounded by my loved ones.

Granted, but because you spelled conceivable wrong, spelling demons haunt you to make your life perfect.


I wish Chapter 54 would act nicer...

Granted, but the naughtiness will just move to chapter 55.

I wish I wasn't allergic to tomatoes.

granted, but youre allergic to everything BUT tomatoes.

I wish we could down Hakkar.

Granted, but since I don't know what that is, your wish results in you dancing like a Kiwi for an extended period of time.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

Granted, but you will never again speak any language other than Spanish.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it is the pony express.
It mails unwanted letters to you in balefuls.

I wish she could love me.

Granted, but tomorrow she will get into a horrible accident and suffer life-long amnesia.

wow. that sucks. its sad...i'm sorry. this corruption thing is evil haha.

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but it's a French maid and your dad comes over every day to ogle her.


I wish I could drive.

Granted, you drive off a cliff to your death.

I wish I knew how to write good poetry like Snoink.

Granted, but Incan hates my poetry so he'll probably slaughter your poetry and then he'll drive you to suicide poetry, which is quite different from my style.


I wish I got an A on this report.

Granted, but you write so much like Snoink that he sues you for plagarism and wins 100 million dollars from you.


I wish I had a the guts to be an Art major.

Granted, but then you'll become a starving artist.


I wish I can get an A on this report!