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Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:50 pm
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EsmerayaRose says...



I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
I promise this type of pain only gets worse
~Esmeraya~

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Mon Nov 22, 2021 9:36 pm
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Necromancer14 says...



the dumbest joke ever:

what happens when a fork has a kid with a spoon?

you get a spork!
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Thu Nov 25, 2021 4:31 pm
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EsmerayaRose says...



Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
I promise this type of pain only gets worse
~Esmeraya~

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Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:51 pm
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fatherfig says...



why did the starbucks employee doodle on the customers latte?

they felt like they needed to expresso themself.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Tue Nov 30, 2021 5:40 pm
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FireEyes says...



What does Batman put in his water?

Just ice
I won't go down by myself, but I'll go down with my friends
I'm taking back the life you stole
Came a time when every star fall brought you to tears again

-My Chemical Romance
  





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Mon Jan 17, 2022 7:56 pm
EsmerayaRose says...



I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I promise this type of pain only gets worse
~Esmeraya~

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Tue Jan 18, 2022 5:10 am
NewHope says...



I seafood what you did there.
Swan Queen's little sister in-law/caretaker since 2022
  





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Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:17 pm
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EsmerayaRose says...



What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
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Mon Jan 31, 2022 6:00 am
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Shady says...



What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Fri Feb 04, 2022 2:25 am
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FireEyes says...



Why do dancers use "5,6,7,8"?

Because the musicians took "1,2,3,4".
I won't go down by myself, but I'll go down with my friends
I'm taking back the life you stole
Came a time when every star fall brought you to tears again

-My Chemical Romance
  





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Sat Feb 05, 2022 1:36 pm
NewHope says...



I am eggcited about this thread.
  





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Sun Feb 06, 2022 3:39 pm
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MailicedeNamedy says...



Grandfather asks his grandchild what he´s watching on TV.

"Soccer. Today is Austra - Hungary."

"Cool. Against who?"

(Is anybody here that will get this?)
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Sun Feb 06, 2022 3:53 pm
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Mageheart says...



Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts!

(And I think I get that joke!)
mage

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roleplaying is my platonic love language.

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Sun Feb 06, 2022 3:53 pm
NewHope says...



Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

I was hoping you knew.

(I get it.)
  





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Sun Feb 13, 2022 9:42 am
MailicedeNamedy says...



Do you know the song about the cow that fell into the river?

Plumps
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  








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