Young Writers Society

I guess I can now reveal that I use an army of swans to secure peace in the world.

I will lecture the world on all my interests including ants and machinery and everything until they can't stand it anymore and will beg me to please stop even at the cost of the world falling in my hands.

(I've actually done that on smaller scales. It works.)

I will try to influence them with my magical powers.

BY not telling everyone how I would do it

That´s actually the best way!

By deleting the Internet

I will take over the world by continually recommending everyone use the name "Herschel" as their character name whenever anyone asks for character name suggestions until suddenly everyone's name is Herschel and no one knows how it happened. I have been trying to do this for years and years on YWS with moderate success -> I know at least a few stories that have characters named Herschel because of my suggestion. :] Though if any of you are asked about this plot, pretend you haven't read this. :]

By doing an animal conference and afterwards we attack all major cities to take them back from humanity.

By making them going on a difficult 10 km hike.

By banning homework.

By banning Mailice from the site for a week :triumph:

If it´s that easy to take over the world.

Creating a 4-day-work week with only 6 hours work.

Creating a 1 day work week with a 24 hour day.