Pick one or many of your favourite characters, and figure out a death for them, based on these two pointers-
-how dumb is it
-how embarrassingly possible is it
I'll start!
Siren would, after a day of fighting pirates with her bare hands, trip down some stairs, while choking on pirate meat, then fall off a cliff and slam into water, and then recover, and then die a few days later because the pirate meat was bad.
(This hypothetical is really specific because it actually happened.)
Boris, based on his time period and lifestyle, would die of, besides substance abuse, every STD you can die from, all at once. This would probably be happening right now if I wasn't abusing my authorial powers in this respect.
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