Young Writers Society

So it's pretty simple, you continue the story, but you can have only one sentence in every post. You can repost, just not immediately after your first post. (there should be at least one post between two of your posts) This is to make sure the story goes in no specific direction.

Try to keep the story creative, funny and silly. Let's see where this goes.
I'll start us off-

Long ago, a witch, that lived in the biggest volcano of all time, came home to find a weird creature sitting in her living room.

She decided to call her husband and ask him to come home early from work.

The husband responded with, "Stop calling me, I'm an accountant, not your husband."

But the witch wouldn't take no for an answer, and decided to brew a love potion.

But little did the witch know that the love potion had a major side effect

After sneaking some love potion into the accountant's food (it's a LONG story), he fell in love with her... and turned into an elephant.

Then her actual husband came home and she had a bit of explaining to do.

She tried to explain it but her husband wouldn't listen, not that she had anything worth saying.

Then a T-Rex interrupted their conversation by barging in for a free lunch.

And a Velociraptor also joined them for lunch.

The two dinosaurs devoured the hapless couple and the elephant accountant.

And then the CIA showed up.

Not to mention the FBI, which

Was weird because everyone thought those were the same thing.

The weird thing was that they showed up in an alien spaceship.