Back in my day we didn't have snakes. Spiders were the only big scary thing that everyone (besides me and some other people) were afraid of.
Topic: Limbs
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Back in my day dreams never came true. Everybody was miserable all the time.
Topic: emotions
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Back in my day there weren't banana peels. The bananas grew peel-less on the banana trees and turned brown really quickly.
Topic: intelligence
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Back in my day we didn't have drums. Instead, we rhythmically shot people for the beat to music.
Topic: planets. (Oh, and just so you know @HarryHardy it's supposed to be "back in my day we didn't have..." whatever the topic is)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Back in my day we didn't have cheese. The mice all starved.
Topic: taste buds
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Back in my day we didn't have tongues. Everybody talked like "uhh uhh" and it was incredibly difficult to swallow food.
Topic: Ownership
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Back in my day we didn't have socks. Everybody bought something called "feet deodorant" because their feet would get incredibly stinky.
Topic: common sense
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Back in my day we didn't have logic. Nobody could figure out or visualize why 1+1=2.
Topic: egg farts
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Too often we crave the extraordinary in life, without even learning how to cherish the ordinary first.
Friend, I promise you this: if you can learn to take joy in the simple mundane things in life, the extraordinary will take care of itself, it'll be on its way, hurrying towards you. But if you skip the first part, it'll ever evade you. — Arcticus
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