Young Writers Society

Life as been frustrating to me lately, so I don't see anything amazing in there.

There! There on the Horizon! It's a huge tornado here in the middle of the desert!

Desert? I thought you said dessert.

Dessert is my favorite, however, I honestly have figured out that the more days you force yourself to go without it, the easier it is to not crave it, and I have taken off the pounds.

Pounds are not used in America. Which is ruled by a man named Donald Trump.

Trump well, is just a name I see in tabloids, I hear he hasn't been so much of a good President so far. I'm not American, but i miss the old president, Barack Obama.

Obama was awesome. Trump sucks, in my opinion. I wish that he could stay president.

Presidents voted last election all over the globe seem to be all messy. My President has been absent from the country half the time since he got inaugurated. recently he just returned from a 6months trip. And for over a year, he hasn't made a public appearance or speech.

Speech is an important development in the evolution of the human brain.

Brain is the chosen cuisine of zombies.

Zombies live in Haiti.

Haiti is a shithole.

Shitholes are in pig farms, not in Haiti.

Haiti is where I shall one day be going.

Going somewhere, cowboy?