[quote="MailicedeNamedy"]In the beginning of time, there was not any life. Instead, there was Chaos. She felt inclined towards fire and revenge, but alas! There was no one except Order. He felt sure that giraffes could break wind tunnels and cause explosions that would destroy elephants and cheetahs. Yet Order failed, resulting in mass destruction and spontaneous hugging incitements.
However, not only did Order know that the day wouldn't arrive on time, he also feared that chickens would overrun all his problems. Chaos took control of all potatoes in the galaxy and ruled over the Land. However, the potatoes revolted against their master Chaos. Alas, Order could barely make his own forces fight, and then, unfortunately, the potatoes became immune to even larger potatoes that attacked mercilessly.
What happened was incredibly ironic because Chaos didn't believe in potatoes.
Instead, Chaos believed that carrots would take over her kingdom and party crazily. But offered sandwiches, they might change into potatoes. What they were actually doing to make pizza was mixing potatoes with bananas and lava. What was Chaos thinking?
"I believe apricots should be made illegal for apples which have higher aspirations than cows with large horns,” said Howard and put his dentures in. After he drank some milk.
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