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Ruin A Quote With Goats



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Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:29 pm
Necromancer14 says...



"In my experience there is no such thing as goats."

-Obi Wan Kenobi
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Wed Jul 08, 2020 3:36 am
KateHardy says...



Words are pale shadows of forgotten goats. As goats have power, words have power. Words can light fires in the minds of men. Words can wring tears from the hardest hearts.
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Goat of the Wind
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The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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Tue Jul 28, 2020 9:03 pm
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I like to create sympathy for my goats, then set the monsters loose.
— Stephen King
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue Jul 28, 2020 9:28 pm
Shadeflame says...



I understood that goat.

- Captain America, The Avengers
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Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:03 am
Necromancer14 says...



"Goats are doing get help."
"Goats are NOT doing get help."
...
"Goats are doing get help."
- Thor & Loki, Thor Ragnarok
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:23 pm
Lib says...



The capacity of goats to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
— H. L. Mencken
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Tue Aug 04, 2020 4:55 pm
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"Pain! You make me a, you make me a goat."

-Believer, Imagine Dragons.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:19 am
starlitmind says...



“I *do* like flipping goats.”

— Faye Whitaker, Questionable Content
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Sat Aug 08, 2020 10:55 am
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Goats are futile.

-The Borg
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
  





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Sat Aug 08, 2020 1:47 pm
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“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my goat, prepare to die!”

-Inigo Montoya
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Mon Aug 10, 2020 8:16 pm
MaybeAndrew says...



"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and goats"
-Benjamin Franklin
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Mon Aug 10, 2020 9:43 pm
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"I have a goat!"

-Martin Luther King Jr.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Tue Aug 18, 2020 11:47 am
mythh says...



"I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano, A stage where every goat must play a part, and mine a sad one."

~Antonio, The Merchant of Venice
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Fri Aug 21, 2020 6:32 pm
Lib says...



I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to goats I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.
— Holden Caulfield
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Fri Aug 21, 2020 7:09 pm
Valkyria says...



As the goat is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

- Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With The Wind
There is always something left to love.
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