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Ruin A Quote With Goats



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Fri Jun 05, 2020 5:16 pm
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Necromancer14 says...



(The quote generator! That's a genius idea. Here's one:)

It's unsettling to know how little separates each of us from another goat altogether.
— Wes Moore, The Other Wes Moore
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 6:55 pm
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Shadeflame says...



"If you are afraid of goats then you don't deserve to be successful."

- Charles Barkley
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 7:09 pm
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"Between living and dreaming there is a third goat. Guess it."
— Antonio Machado
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:42 pm
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starlitmind says...



“Goat is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

- Thomas Edison
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Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:53 pm
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"A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the goat."
— Paul Simon
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:10 pm
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Hkumar says...



Once you have goat's attention, you have a greater responsibility to tell them something of value.
— Tobias Forge (Ghost B.C.)
I only put my signature on big cheques.
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:20 pm
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Lib says...



Defeat has its goats as well as victory.
— Pat Buchanan
*insert quirky signature here*
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 9:59 pm
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"If I seem to wander, if I seem to stray, remember that true goats seldom take the straightest way."
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 11:09 pm
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Shadeflame says...



I thought of the BEST QUOTE TO RUIN EVER

May the goats be ever in your favor

- Effie Trinket, The Hunger Games
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 11:13 pm
Lib says...



You wanna be a goat? You don't know how or when? Find a quiet place, use a humble pen.
— Paul Simon
*insert quirky signature here*
  





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Fri Jun 05, 2020 11:25 pm
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IamI says...



“I have the heart and stomach of a goat and the king of England too.”
—original quote from a speech by Queen Elizabeth the First*

*I may have unintentionally paraphrased or abridged this, since I’m working from memory.
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Fri Jun 05, 2020 11:36 pm
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"It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established goats are wrong."
— Voltaire
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Sat Jun 06, 2020 1:21 am
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Starve says...



"The first rule of Goat Club is:
You do not talk about Goat Club.
The second rule of Goat Club is:
You do not talk about Goat Club."
  





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"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are a goat."
— Ann Landers
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
  





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Shadeflame says...



There is no greater agony than bearing a goat inside of you.

-Maya Angelou

Totally didn't get this from the bottom of the page
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