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Mon May 30, 2022 11:55 am
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NewHope says...



What did Chris Rock say to Will Smith?

Is it my turn to slap you now?
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Thu Feb 22, 2024 6:46 am
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Phillauthet says...



A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu.
bleh?
  





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fatherfig says...



A man trained for 7 days, but got no further than he was before. Why?

Spoiler! :
It was a round trip.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Phillauthet says...



What did the pirate say when he turned 80

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Aye matey
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"For a short space of time I remained at the window watching the pallid lightnings that played above Mont Blanc and listening to the rushing of the Arve, which pursued its noise way beneath. The same lulling sounds acted as a lullaby to my too keen sensations; when I placed my head upon my pillow, sleep crept over me; I felt it as it came and blessed the giver of oblivion."
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein