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Mon May 30, 2022 11:55 am
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NewHope says...



What did Chris Rock say to Will Smith?

Is it my turn to slap you now?
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Thu Feb 22, 2024 6:46 am
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Phillauthet says...



A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu.
bleh?
  





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fatherfig says...



A man trained for 7 days, but got no further than he was before. Why?

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It was a round trip.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Phillauthet says...



What did the pirate say when he turned 80

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Aye matey
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I was flummoxed by fractious Franny's decision to abrogate analgesics for the moribund victims of the recent conflagration. Of course, to display histrionics was discretionary, but I did so anyways, implicating a friend in my drama to make the effect cumulative. I think a misanthrope would have a prosaic appellation, perhaps one related to autonomy and the rejection of anthropocentrism. I think they wouldn't think much of the prominence of watching the coagulation of tea to prognosticate future malevolent events, not even if those events were related to jurisprudence.
— Spearmint