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Mon May 30, 2022 11:55 am
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NewHope says...



What did Chris Rock say to Will Smith?

Is it my turn to slap you now?
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Thu Feb 22, 2024 6:46 am
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Phillauthet says...



A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It's a shitzu.
bleh?
  





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fatherfig says...



A man trained for 7 days, but got no further than he was before. Why?

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It was a round trip.
"i dont slay i slaughter, luke i am your father..." ~fatherfig
  





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Phillauthet says...



What did the pirate say when he turned 80

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Aye matey
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It had a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny yellow brass knob in the exact middle. The door opened on to a tube-shaped hall like a tunnel: a very comfortable tunnel without smoke, with panelled walls, and floors tiled and carpeted, provided with polished chairs, and lots and lots of pegs for hats and coats—the hobbit was fond of visitors. The tunnel wound on and on, going fairly but not quite straight into the side of the hill —The Hill, as all the people for many miles round called it—and many little round doors opened out of it, first on one side and then on another.
— JRR Tolkien