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Sat Sep 09, 2023 6:01 pm
WinnyWriter says...



Unfortunately, squirrels don't have enough of an attention span to spy on people and relay information to the government reliably, so the government then invented jabberjays,
  





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Thu Sep 21, 2023 12:55 pm
LuminescentAnt says...



Fortunately, a lot of people were fans of The Hunger Games, so they didn't mind the government spying on them that way.
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Fri Sep 29, 2023 10:51 pm
herbalhour says...



Unfortunately, the government now knows some... weird things about people, and the squirrels are not that fast.

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I Think He Knows, Taylor Swift
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Thu Oct 19, 2023 2:43 am
spottedpebble says...



Fortunately, the last surviving alien created a tea recipe that they then gave to the government to make them forget the weird knowledge!
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Sun Nov 26, 2023 4:54 pm
LuminescentAnt says...



Unfortunately, there was a government official who was in hiding who still remembered everything and proceeded to take over villainously.
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Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:32 pm
herbalhour says...



Fortunately, I have my memory wipe gun.

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Sun Nov 26, 2023 5:51 pm
PKMichelle says...



Unfortunately, I completely forgot how it works, and it's basically useless to me.
Fear of curiosity kills the cat... slowly

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Sun Nov 26, 2023 8:54 pm
herbalhour says...



Fortunately, I found the manual.

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Sun Nov 26, 2023 9:20 pm
LuminescentAnt says...



Unfortunately, I accidentally dropped the manual in a river.
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Mon Nov 27, 2023 10:33 am
PKMichelle says...



Fortunately, I was able to chase it down the river and pull it out with a stick.
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Mon Nov 27, 2023 1:08 pm
LuminescentAnt says...



Unfortunately, the makers of the manual did not make it waterproof and the manual ripped apart as I held it.
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Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:34 pm
PKMichelle says...



Fortunately, I was able to contact the manufacturers of the memory wipe gun and ask for another copy of the manual.
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Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:56 pm
herbalhour says...



Unfortunately, they got memory wiped.

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I Think He Knows, Taylor Swift
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Tue Nov 28, 2023 2:16 am
spottedpebble says...



Fortunately, there was a manual stuck in one of the manufacturer's boots.
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Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:37 am
PKMichelle says...



Unfortunately, the sweat from his foot smudged a lot of the words, and it also made the manual smell really bad.
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