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The Excuse Game



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Sat Feb 19, 2022 4:08 am
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Phillauthet says...



Because it was made by the carpenter.

Why aren't you wearing yellow?
bleh?
  





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Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:29 am
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Shady says...



Because it washes me out.

Why didn't you hang up your clothes?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  





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Sat Feb 19, 2022 6:41 am
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Phillauthet says...



(I just did...)
Since I pitied them and didn't want to kill them by hanging.

Why aren't you sleeping?
bleh?
  





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Sat Feb 19, 2022 7:18 am
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MailicedeNamedy says...



BEcause I just woke up.

Why aren´t you congratulating that one person that has their birthday today?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Sat Feb 19, 2022 8:51 am
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Phillauthet says...



Because the world has almost 8 billion people who may or may not have their bdays today and I don't wanna be partial.

Why did you break the record?
bleh?
  





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Sat Feb 19, 2022 10:08 am
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NewHope says...



Because I'm smart.

Why didn't you break the record?
  





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Sat Feb 19, 2022 2:33 pm
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MailicedeNamedy says...



Because I wanted to give other people a chance.

Why aren´t you reviewing?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:47 am
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NewHope says...



Because I'm forum posting?

Why aren't you not reviewing?
  





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Sun Feb 20, 2022 5:56 am
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MailicedeNamedy says...



Because I´m already #22 in the alltimeleaderboard.

Why haven´t you posted your poem like a normal work? You have the points!
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:16 pm
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Shady says...



Because posting a work would change the total number of points I currently have and idk how many that is but imma pretend like I care

Why haven't you sent lehmanf gifts?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]
  





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Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:42 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



Because I´m struggling with all the notifs I have.

Why haven´t you reviewed my work yet?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:46 pm
NewHope says...



Because I'm waiting for the end of the month to receive my gifts.

Why didn't you have 6500 now-now?
  





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Tue Feb 22, 2022 3:58 pm
MailicedeNamedy says...



Because I´m eating carrot soup.

why aren´t you happy that you will get gifts?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside
  





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Thu Apr 21, 2022 1:35 pm
NewHope says...



Because I already got them.

Why would you ask a question like that?
Swan Queen's little sister in-law/caretaker since 2022
  





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Thu Jul 20, 2023 5:43 pm
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WinnyWriter says...



Because I have a terrible memory and can never retain any information.

Why don't you get offline and go touch grass?
  








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