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The Excuse Game



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Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:12 pm
Rose says...



I was having a staring contest with the wall, I think I won!

Why is the suitcase filled with rubber ducks?
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Tue Sep 19, 2023 2:46 am
OrabellaAvenue says...



Because I want to know how they function.

Why are you eating a cupcake out of the garbage?
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
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Tue Sep 19, 2023 5:01 am
Dossereana says...



Because I'm pour and I was hungry

why did you scribble on your math's assignment?
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Tue Sep 19, 2023 11:25 am
Rose says...



Because it looked dull and needed a bit style


Why did you stay up late?
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Tue Sep 19, 2023 12:15 pm
Dossereana says...



Because I have bad insomnia and I fight myself if my body won't sleep and I try to force it


why did you slam the front door when leaving for work this morning?
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Tue Sep 19, 2023 1:01 pm
Rose says...



Because it didn't like me


Why did you spill the coffee on purpose?
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Fri Sep 22, 2023 12:54 am
OrabellaAvenue says...



Because I don't like coffee and I'm not allowed to drink caffeine and I think it's bad in general.

Why are you drawing on the walls?
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Sat Sep 23, 2023 2:05 am
Kaia says...



Because I ran out of paper to draw on and I needed a larger canvas anyway. Don't you like it?

Why are you wearing your shirt backwards?
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Sat Sep 23, 2023 2:18 am
GengarIsBestBoy says...



Because it’s Inter-National Confusion Day

Why are your shoes untied?
ARM CHOPPING IS NOT A LOVE LANGUAGE!!

—Ambrosius Goldenloin, Nimona

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Sat Sep 23, 2023 2:37 am
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Rose says...



Because I thought that my shoes needed some freedom.


Why is there butter on the floor?
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Sat Sep 23, 2023 5:18 pm
Kaia says...



There was already a piece of toast in the floor so I thought we might as well add some butter to it.

Why is there a dent in your door?
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Sat Sep 23, 2023 6:43 pm
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OrabellaAvenue says...



That's where the butterfly landed. It was a really strong butterfly. I guess it was a little angry too.

Why are you wearing a clown mask?
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Sat Sep 23, 2023 11:46 pm
foxmaster says...



because it' halloween!

Why did you eat that entire family-sized bag of chips?
  





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Sun Sep 24, 2023 12:40 pm
Rose says...



'cause I was writing reviews and the chips kept me company.

Why is the TV still on?
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Sun Sep 24, 2023 3:28 pm
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fantasies says...



i’m watching it, that’s why.

why have you only drank soda all day and not water?
cheese?
  








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