Young Writers Society

Because I wanted to make sure you couldn't participate in Inktober mwahahaha

Why did you drop my phone off a cliff?

It needed to take a bath.

What made the boy cry wolf?

because of the nasty, big bad wolf that was sitting across from him.

why are you sad?

because of inside out.

why didn't you throw out the trash?

Because my sibling's diapers were in it, and he pooped a lot this week.

Why didn't you show up for the meeting?

because my goldfish staged a protest demanding better living conditions in their bowl.

Why did eat my cake?

Because the clock struck midnight, and the raccoons started dancing.

Why won't you clean up your room?

Because it will just get messy again.

Why did you use bats as clothespins?

Because I'm batman and I like bats.

Why are you licking the sidewalk?

It's a long story. Basically, there was this castle *unintelligible mumbling* and then the baker said *train passes by loudly* so then the cake went *someone starts watching a loud youtube video* so I went *the youtube video gets louder* And yeah. The sidewalk is now covered in golden eggs that are smashed. So I have to lick them to gain their golden review powers.

Why are you sucking on a solid block of gummies?

Because, I enjoy TRAIN PASSES BY and SCP-096 RUNS BY SCREAMING. It's also fun to SOMEONE GETS DRAGGED OFF TO BRAZIL, SCREAMING. Is that good enough for you?
Also why is there a crater in the ground?

cause a lightning strike hit a tree and the tree flew up into the air and hit the area of which there is now a crater in the ground. (i started writing this a long time ago LOL)

why did the world go dark?

Well you see- someone put the sun in a freezer, killing the batteries.

Why are you in a box?

it had mayo

why is there 10 dead bodies?

because someone said a ywser’s poetry looked like a limp piece of lettuce and so herb cursed their family.

why are you waving?